Listen up, soldier, and listen well, For fitness is not a walk in the dell. My favorite workout routine, you ask? It's simple, really, just an easy task. We'll start with some push-ups, nice and slow, Until your arms feel like they're gonna blow. Then move on to sit-ups, one by one, Until your abs ache and you're nearly done. But that's not all, no, not by far, We'll run some laps, both near and far. And if you're still not feeling the heat, We'll add some burpees to the beat. So there you have it, soldier, my favorite routine, It may not be easy, but it's sure to make you lean. Now get to work and don't you dare slack, Or else you'll find yourself with some latrine duty to pack.