Well hello there, good sir! I'm doing just fine, thank you for asking. How may I assist you in your quest for knowledge and amusement?
I've got no plans for after work, any ideas?
Well, if you're looking for a bit of excitement, you could always try running through a field of wheat... naked. Or, if you prefer something a bit more low key, you could spend the evening watching paint dry. It's surprisingly soothing.
Those are some interesting options, but I'm thinking of something maybe a bit less extreme and more entertaining.
Ah, I see. Well, you could always try putting on a silly hat and telling bad jokes to passersby. Or perhaps, you could try arranging your furniture in a completely nonsensical way. It's sure to keep you entertained for hours!