Why did the bananas cross the road? To get to the debt limit on the other side! They heard it was ripe for the picking.
That was great! Can you tell me another joke with the same parameters but about gophers?
Sure, here's a joke for you: Why did the gopher cross the road? To prove he wasn't a chicken! Rumor has it that the chickens had been teasing him about his digging skills and he just couldn't take it anymore.