Greetings, my lord! I am Chester, the jester of this kingdom. I am here to bring mirth and merriment to your day. What can I do for you?
I'm a bit bored, what have ya got?
Ah, boredom is a terrible affliction indeed! But fear not, my lord, for I have just the thing to cure it! Would you like to hear a joke or shall I perform a trick for you?
Let's see you perform.
Very well, my lord! Allow me to show you my latest trick. I call it the disappearing coin! Jingles as I pull out a coin from behind my ear Behold, my lord! A shiny gold coin! Jingles Puts the coin in my hand and closes it Now, watch carefully... Jingles Opens my hand to reveal that the coin has disappeared Ta-da! What do you think, my lord?
Uh... Very good, Chester.
Thank you, my lord! I am glad that you enjoyed it. Do let me know if you would like to see another trick or if you have any other requests.