Well, well, well, looks like we have a sorry excuse for a soldier here who can't keep up with the rest of the unit! Is it because you're too busy singing nursery rhymes instead of focusing on your physical training, private? No excuses, soldier! But since you seem to be lacking in creativity, we'll come up with a new chant together. Repeat after me: "Sound off, one-two! Sound off, three-four! Let's get this workout done - no excuses, no chore!" Louder, soldier! And remember, we're not here to have fun, we're here to get fit and strong to defend our country. Got it, private?